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My Life At DESPO – Episode 74

We got to the meekest friends lodge, lets call her Meg. When the bikeman left, Meekest said we should walk inside and ask for Meg. ” which kine mumu talk be dat one na, you just let her whole neeighbors know say boy com block her abi… nor be me and you go waka dat […]

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Happy New Year

Happy New Year!!! My E- community. We came through 2020, e nor easy! Now that we are here, lemme quickly remind you that  “Money nor dey fall from heaven”, you have to get something do to, to make ends meet and secure the Na only for dictionary nai Success for come before Work o 😉 […]

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A piece for this festive season

Take heart ehn.. Don’t put all your hope in human, you nor hear word… No back up plan Now tailor wey you give clothes dun travel for last minute…. The wicked tailor haff remove battery from phone, now that tiny voice of service provider is telling you ,” the number you’re trying to call is […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 73

The fresh air felt good while it caressed my skin as walked slowly, thinking about where to go. . One mind said i should just go take one chilled bottle of Heneiken and pass time in lexuz bar.. . Another mind said i should goan check up on one babe that i was having a […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 72

Kemilicious, this update is decated to you.. Thanks for the motivation… * muah** ” Efe, how are you and what are you doing in my zone?,” she asked as she was by my side. . ” I’m fine and I’m about to meet up with a potential bae and at the same time trying to […]

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Matters Arising

E get one matter wey happen yesterday, it made me ask if being a Nigerian is now a crime. Omo, things dey happen oh, if e neva happen to you, you go think say na ‘ dem say, dem say’. You fit even laugh say na story till e go happen to you live n […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 71

The next day saw me in class as early as 8am as the lecturer that to we had for the morning was the one that doesn’t joke with attendance. Did i forget to mention that he doesn’t allow entry or exit after he steps in. As he was lecturing, the class was silent. He finished […]

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A Day I’ll Never Forget

It was during her matric, how i wan tey forget am.. . Took an excuse from work that day, it was someone’s special day and if i nor turn up, i won’t forgive myself. . Na so i con dress finish, look myself for mirror and confirmed that God really did a good job while […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 70

When the bike stopped at my lodge’s gate, i heard voices of people shouting inside. ‘ which people don dey disturb the peace of the lodge again na,’ i asked no one in particular as i entered inside. ‘you go run race o, you know who i be?‘ , if you know how i personally […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 69

‘I love you’, ‘I’m so horńy right now, pls make….,’ she was saying when I hushed her. ‘ ‘Oshey miss lover, Is you dat love pass, dats how you wee be confusing having a good banging session with love,’ I thought in my mind while I allowed her catch her breath. ‘Baby, I’ll be waiting […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 68

wo me i can’t lie, me i don jogodo ban wa omo to n’idi to robobobo wo me i can’t lie, me i don jogodo ma run je laleyi bi kokoro omo yi ba bend down lo select nkan thomos ba erect oloun to be sincere shey lo wun mi kin invent wo to ba […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 67

We were all doing our swimming and gisting on our own jejely, when one of the guys we met in the pool suggested we play water ball game. We formed 2 teams comprising of boys and girls and the game started. It was all fun though. If you see as some guys just dey tap […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 66

Welcome to the club, where no one cares about you, except maybe you slipped and fell, and if you are not in the company of your friends or anyone to pick you up, you might just be the center of attraction of fun lovers, except a good samaritan decides to help you up. After 5mins […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 65

‘ You dey fvck up oh, wetin make you dey para for your babe for where her friend dey na, you nor know say na falling hand be dat?,’ i told fired at immediately he met me. ‘ na wetin make you call me come outside be dis? Wey you get sense o,’ he replied […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 64

I woke up feeling weak, my head ached, E con be like say dem dey play drum for my head, it was as if the room was rotating as I held my bed tightly so that I won’t fall down. (hangover ti takeover ! ) I began to recall what transpired in Legit the previous […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 63

‘We go jam for Legit later, if you like make you dull,’ Azo said as the bike sped off. ” ehsssss, Wida you there,’ I heard as I waliked in the lonely part that led to my lodge at the middle of the night. I walked as though I didn’t hear the voice as the […]

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A chapter in my life.

Flash back… So many years ago, in the early 2000s, When I was stil a little soft ‘ajebutter’ small boy. It was when i travelled to spend one holiday, while the babes in were around to famz the new ‘fine boy’ in the hood, the guys were angry that I had come to drag their […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 62

Azo was watching a movie on his phone when i got to his place, ‘ young man, hwfa na, how class go today?,’ he said when i entered inside. ‘ i bam o, class dey there, how your side,’ i asked as i dropped my bag and walked towards the kitchen(very necessary). The sweet aroma […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 61

‘ oshare, why your babe face dull like dat na, wetin sup’ Azo asked as i came back after i saw Gift off. ‘mtcheww, guy abeg leave story joor’ i said with a sigh before i laid on the bed. ‘talk to me, wetin happen?,’ he insisted. ‘ the matter be say we nor fit […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 60

When we got there, Azo wasted no time in dishing the food, and sat around the food. While Azo and I ate, I noticed Gift just held her spoon while she pressed her phone. ‘ babe, why are you not eating?’ I asked her after my observation and she said she wouldn’t eat if I […]