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A Day I’ll Never Forget

It was during her matric, how i wan tey forget am..
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Took an excuse from work that day, it was someone’s special day and if i nor turn up, i won’t forgive myself.
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Na so i con dress finish, look myself for mirror and confirmed that God really did a good job while creating me. HE finish work for my body, no be joke ๐Ÿ˜Š
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Shout to my parents I’m a pdt. of 2 best combination ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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Na so i con nice up, pef up, i feel myself… I was in that pepper dem mood b4 i stepped out and headed for the matric venue..
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You know that feeling wen you kane up well guys go dey look you with bad eye while babes go dey look you dey swallow spit??? ๐Ÿ˜
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Na that mood i dey wen i stop bike, give am location, he con be tear me better bill, dat kine billing wen fit make chest pain you instantly .
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I tell am say i nor be ajebo oh, so make he kam down or go ride come jejely, no time!
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The bros say na small money na, say i be soft boy.. Say i no suppose pric e sef. He said it like he planted money tree in my backyard for me.๐Ÿ™„
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Fine boy or not, haggling is allowed.. Na the streetย  all of us dey andย  we’re all looking for the money 2geda. Make nobody come use me catch cruise cos hailing nor dey put money for person aza(account). I nor know about others sha.. ๐Ÿค—
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After we agreed on price, i mounted the bike and we took off… Ear piece in my ear with the mad speed. The feeling was outta the world.. ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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Na so, w con be like say make the journey nor stop cos the genre of music i was listening to and the speed thrill got me on a hyper mood..
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We finally reach destination after about an hour. I dun com down finish, i shook hand for pocket make i pay bike man money, i nor see money, wallet nor dey. Na once Instant cold start to catch me under the hot sun o.
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BMy village people must had been laughing at me when i searched all 4 pockets thrice in the space of 10 secs…ย  E dun burst!
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” my guy pay me make i dey comot na, i get business to attend,” the bikeman’s voice brought me back to reality. ‘Hei God, who i offend?,’ i thought as i was speechless.
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It was just a minute o, na so the bikeman come down for bike say i dun too delay am, say make i nor play rough play with am.. Who am i to reply him without money in my pocket?
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I was tired, confused and speechless at thesame time, very wicked trio to happen to any1. My tots ran wild in different directions. You no go understand.
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Bike man started shouting at me oh, say make i give am him money b4 he do me strong tin o..
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I wan change am for the bros bt… i dey owe the bros him tfair na, so he get right to para..
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“Bros you sure say i go jus gadge comot from house without tp,” i managed to ask but he was too angry to reason with me .
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“Keep your talk for ur pocket, gimme my money make i dey roll,” he shouted back in reply. I was so embarrassed that, i nor jus fit yan again.. ๐Ÿ˜’
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I called my host’s number several times btย  it didn’t go 2ru.. my village people finally featured network to diss me.
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I nor get choice na, i turned beggar for about 3mins explaining my situation to anyone i approached. Na one babe and 1 bros reacue me dat dat day sha..
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After i paid the bikeman off, he con tell me say i make i stop to dey play bikemen wayo. I was about to give him a dose of my anger when my phone rang… It was Cleo, my host. ๐Ÿ™„
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Why now?? This one na number wey i dey call since wen nor dey go oh.. My village people, God pass una! ๐Ÿ˜œ
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If i was told that i would be stranded to the extent of begging total strangers for money to save myself, i sure say i for swear for the person wey talk am.
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Thats how we come to the end of the most embarrassing day of my life.. ๐Ÿค—
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I know say some people go look me
troway faceย  say how fine boy wen dress fine go con dey beg dem money… some fit even reason say na temptation sef..
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Bt, make i talk true, awish dem gimme options say make choose weda make ground swallow me or make i go beg for the money ehn, i for choose say make ground option oh.
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Me wey no kukuma sabi beg or borrow, i dey shy die for those aspects.. I rather drink my garri in peace than beg person to gimme from their excess food oh.ย  E get Why ๐ŸŒšย  See finish na big sin where i come from.
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See ehn, some strangers that approach you for assistance in the park or anywhere ehn, most times nor be clear eye oh.
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There are some of dem that beg for fun oh.. infact, some even take am as full time job sef bt..
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If you see a stranded stranger and you’re in position to help, i beg you with whatever you hold dear, pls help out..
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I wish that you don’t get stranded in any situation sha. It’s not a sweet experience.
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