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My Life At DESPO – Episode 28

After Mr Ben left, i collected Rose’s note and i complimented her nice writing and she smiled her thanks before the following conversation ensued between us. (Discussion continues!) Rose: so tell me, why do you like sitting here always, are you shy? Me: smiles, if that is what you think, then so be it Rose: […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 27

Oya back to the matter……….. On a very good morning, i was sitting on my favorite spot, when a girl approached me, we exchanged greetings before the following conversation ensued. girl: do you have a copy of our timetable for this semester? me: nope girl: why me: cos i just resumed girl: why are just […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 26

We got close to our department before Joy left us. ‘ see you lerra, my sweet joy’ i said while as she walked away. Joy: go away joor, i don’t want to see you! me: Big head, you must see oh! Lol. Is me you are doing shakara for abi? I asked her while we […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 25

“You dey hear wetin dat mumu boy dey talk so? He neva fit buy bicycle tyre for life finish, he con go dream go buy G-Wagon, who do the boy dis tin?,” my brother asked, and we both laughed my brother: ehen, oshare, as you come dis school so, no dey waka anyhow o. You […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 24

“I’m making all the cheddar People eye dey redder Since khaki turn to agbada People know me wella If you no know me brother I no like wahala I’m a cool headed guy, I no like kasala If you wan know me better Go wake baba Fela I done dey since the time of Nelson […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 23

We called the guy whose girlfriend was slapped aside, so we could intercede on behalf of lover boy. ‘ bros no vex o, we know say you be correct guy dats why we call you com dis side so, make we reason man-to-man,’ ‘as you dey see dat guy so ehn, im life remain 1 […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 22

Meekest and i located a spot to sit and we discussed about school activities, some of the challenges we faced and the cow issue. While we were discussing, Dafe called meekest, “na the cow money matter make Pointer dey call me so” he said while he answered the call and activated the loudspeaker of the […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 21

My brother and i later found a house we rented in staff qtrs, we left Genesis that was close to school to rent a house in a rugged area of staff qtrs. Most students are scared of staff qtrs cos: It is where the mopol barrack and mini army barrack is situated. Sometimes, some student’s […]

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Happy Father’s Day

I won’t sleep well tonight i don’t let you know that i was birthed by a lion. Yea, he is my small god, a friend and a brother, my dad. Although i didn’t like him that much while growing up because he never failed to give me that military drilling anytime i misbehaved up as […]

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My life at DESPO – Episode 20

“If to say na just me e e e I’ll be living like i dont care Live my life unto nobody dey here If na just me e e e,i’ll be doing anyhow Because nobody go dey here to challenge me Nobody is supernatural,diverse is the spirit of the carnival Your personality e no matter […]

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My life at DESPO – Episode 19

When meekest left, i went to my temporary house at Genesis, dropped my bag, pulled my clothes and entered the bathroom, i stayed under the shower for a long time, and while trying to figure a way out of the problem I found myself. When i got out of the bathroom, i felt my head […]

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My life at DESPO – Episode 18

” hwfa guy, why e be say anytime i ride pass dis road, i go see you dey waka, you no wan enta bike abi, you wan trek die?” a bike man asked me, laughing as he rode past me. ( i don suffer!). ‘Your fada! Your fada yansh! idiooott! Fooolll! Animal! Thunder fire you […]

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My life at DESPO – Episode 17

Meekest didn’t return home that night, he followed his girlfriend home from Lexuz bar in the guise of see off.(dem stil escort  person reach im house?) i tire for the boy dat day. After i collected my share of the meat, i carried it to Meekest’s kitchen. I was exhausted so i couldn’t steam the […]

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My life at DESPO – Episode 16

“oshare you dey mad oh! see as you make us fear. Nor try am again oh!” a boy warned the intruder who was already down, cutting his own share. Meanwhile, Dafe has carried the first bucket full of meat home, and came with another one. (issa meat day something) “make anybody here no go talk […]

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My life at DESPO – Episode 15

While we were leaving the bar, meekest gave me his house key and told Dafe to show me his room, that he wants to see his girlfriend off. I didn’t complain (my guy dey form caring for d babe ). Dafe was meekest’s neighbor. ‘so na wetin make dis boy  nor gree allow me com […]

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My life at DESPO – Epidode 14

“oh times are changing and no all things remain the same the air we are breathing is enough for every one of us the future you speak of is here the hour of harvest is near i’m telling stories in the song i sing searching for glory in the life i live to help me […]

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My life at DESPO – Episode 13

“For exam, after God, na your neck (for spying)” that was one of our funny exam slogan in DESPO, then (lol). What is Expo called in your school? While waiting for your answer, let me tell what it is called in my school. It is called BOMB! Some call it Ochuko(helper), others call it Chukuli […]

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My life at DESPO – Episode 12

Id clef, put am for their body warri,put am for their body they dont want this one for their body hmm, niggas want beef where my toothpick punchlines, i scatter hin two lips community come, i remove quick she never come why i go remove pr!ck. i still dey murder ink like ja-rule clique they […]

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My life at DESPO – Episode 11

Sometimes you gat to trust your guts and believe on the positive energy coming from the inside. “Fear is the death of you, in you” that’s a line from one of Kendrick Lamar’s song. I don’t know what came over me that moment, but i knew my confidence level skyrocketed. I felt like ‘ wetin […]

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My life at DESPO – Episode 10

“ID cleft on the beat E’shammal lo lo lo Is west T… Team respect Team lion oh. OgbeniI dey go for the riser now oh Paddi my eye still dey, dey for the paper omo boy yeah yeah Alaye double your hustle lo oh Thestreet na the story line oh no be osho and jax […]