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Some guys sha

Why go for baes that don’t have value? . Oh, she’s broke and dependent . She can’t even get shit done for herself. . See the kinda babe you’re rolling with? . Know what.. You’ve got poor taste in baes, guy… . Now you don’t really love her. You just see her as one less […]

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Do this NOW to #EndPoliceBrutality

Shebi I was talking about harassment https://efesblog.com/my-encounter-with-sars-endpolicebrutality/ the other day, I neva even talk wetin happen finish sef… (E dun Burst!) You see the protest going on, some of you won’t understand the importance. You may not even understand the motivation behind it. You see pain, pain is a source of motivation. BUT it’s a 2 […]

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My Encounter With SARS #EndPoliceBrutality

If your father na Police/Sars, you suppose dey go deliverance once once oh cos normally ehn, e nor suppose better you. Unto say many people go dun lay curse on (mostly the innocent ones) 99% of the uniform men(especially Police/Sars) are heartless and like Fela called them, “animals in human skin” Do you think Nigeria […]

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Naija

So today is independence day? Nigeria at 60! that’s what I see on every blog and website that I visited today. Did I talked about WhatsApp status? It was flooded with different variations of gReen White Green… Accompanied by sweet messages. I just looked and passed by. Wasn’t even ready to ask people questions that […]

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Congrats Meekest! YNWA

Congrats to Meekest, A diehard Liverpool fan I know. The boy fit scatter full area in defense of Liverpool. He nor mind fight the rest club fans till him liver pull. That was how the boy forgot he had a date with a bae in school cos of Liverpool Champions league match.. Dis one na […]

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Heart Break Be Like…..

That moment you realized that you not your lover’s lover. Wait fess, so you nor be your babe guy. **lol* You know that feeling your lover told you they were not around, only for you to find them with someone else in a bar you went to chill n clear ur head?? Shebi e go […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 74

We got to the meekest friends lodge, lets call her Meg. When the bikeman left, Meekest said we should walk inside and ask for Meg. ” which kine mumu talk be dat one na, you just let her whole neeighbors know say boy com block her abi… nor be me and you go waka dat […]

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Happy New Year

Happy New Year!!! My E- community. We came through 2020, e nor easy! Now that we are here, lemme quickly remind you that  “Money nor dey fall from heaven”, you have to get something do to, to make ends meet and secure the Na only for dictionary nai Success for come before Work o 😉 […]

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A piece for this festive season

Take heart ehn.. Don’t put all your hope in human, you nor hear word… No back up plan Now tailor wey you give clothes dun travel for last minute…. The wicked tailor haff remove battery from phone, now that tiny voice of service provider is telling you ,” the number you’re trying to call is […]

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A Day I’ll Never Forget

It was during her matric, how i wan tey forget am.. . Took an excuse from work that day, it was someone’s special day and if i nor turn up, i won’t forgive myself. . Na so i con dress finish, look myself for mirror and confirmed that God really did a good job while […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 69

‘I love you’, ‘I’m so horńy right now, pls make….,’ she was saying when I hushed her. ‘ ‘Oshey miss lover, Is you dat love pass, dats how you wee be confusing having a good banging session with love,’ I thought in my mind while I allowed her catch her breath. ‘Baby, I’ll be waiting […]

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A chapter in my life.

Flash back… So many years ago, in the early 2000s, When I was stil a little soft ‘ajebutter’ small boy. It was when i travelled to spend one holiday, while the babes in were around to famz the new ‘fine boy’ in the hood, the guys were angry that I had come to drag their […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 61

‘ oshare, why your babe face dull like dat na, wetin sup’ Azo asked as i came back after i saw Gift off. ‘mtcheww, guy abeg leave story joor’ i said with a sigh before i laid on the bed. ‘talk to me, wetin happen?,’ he insisted. ‘ the matter be say we nor fit […]

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My Life At DESPO -Episode 35

On a normal day i would have yabbed him for smiling like a goat, oh! sorry, i mean, for smiling like a lost but found mumu cos a girl held his hand plus, he didn’t introduce his girlfriend to me the very first day we met at Lexuz bar, remember right? ” hey Tovia, nice […]

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Happy Father’s Day

I won’t sleep well tonight i don’t let you know that i was birthed by a lion. Yea, he is my small god, a friend and a brother, my dad. Although i didn’t like him that much while growing up because he never failed to give me that military drilling anytime i misbehaved up as […]