Stories

My Life At DESPO – Episode 30

I was very uncomfortable that moment coupled with my sweat-soaked body that morning but, i managed to comport myself. Thinking wan finish me!

While i was stil in my confused state, the following conversation ensued between my minds.

1st Mind: guy, you better stand up and submit yourself now, cos if you don’t and one of the boys identifies you, your own is finished

2nd: which kine talk be dat, you well? Guy, no dey fear relax, you no be coward before o, na today you wan con change?

1st mind: i don dey tell you with small mouth now, you no go listen o, shey you remember the last time wey you no take my advice, you enter problem o

2nd mind: guy no listen to that mind abeg, leave make he dey yan anyhow, you no go enta any problem, relax!

1st mind: na you dey put am for problem so o

2nd mind: ehn, make e be! Leave am like dat, fear-fear like you, awish he listen to you the last time wey HOD com threaten for class, ahthink he for don dey problem now?

1st mind: carry your face comot here joor, you too get strong-head

2nd mind: you wey get soft-head, no be you i dey see so? Your own na to dey make people dey fear anyhow

1st mind: guy, just stand up, make you go front now, dem no go kill you

2nd mind: he no dey go anywhere, we dey hear, na we get am! If dem no fit catch am since, dem no go fit catch am now,

2nd mind: no stand up o, cos if you stand up ehn, d army men drill 5yrs comot from your life o

1st mind: na lie, make he go, dem go make tins easy for am.

While my mind were suggesting, i got more confused cos, each mind raised a good point to back their suggestion but, somehow somehow, i decided to follow my 2nd mind’s suggestion.

I cannor go and submit myself na!

” you two, go round and class, from seat-to-seat and see if you could identify anyone who participated in killing the cow with you, that day,” one of the soldier commanded, while the 2 boys came down from the podium and started scrutinizing people’s face one-by-one, they started from the 1st row.

I was kinda shivering when they were about 2 seats from my own, nor blame me, blame the kind thoughts wey full my head dat time.

I just dey imagine say dem go catch me, plus the many floggings, slaps, frog-jumps and kickings wey i go receive as Bonus package.  (Fear na very anyhow tin o)

To be frank, at the moment, my mind almost discharge leave me oh, i just sit down dey form hard-man and my hands dey shake.

When the boys got to the seat before mine, my pen fell from my hand, the tension too much, no blame me and while i was about to pick up my pen from the floor, one of the soldier men pointed at me and shouted, ” hey you, stand up, why are you hiding?” (E dun tear!)

I was very uncomfortable that moment coupled with my sweat-soaked body that morning but, i managed to comport myself. Thinking wan finish me!

While i was still in my confused state, the following conversation ensued between my minds.

1st Mind: guy, you better stand up and submit yourself now, cos if you don’t and one of the boys identifies you, your own is finished

2nd: which kine talk be dat, you well? Guy, no dey fear, relax, you no be coward before oh, na today you wan con change?

1st mind: i don dey tell you with small mouth now, you no go listen o, shey you remember the last time wey you no take my advice, you enter problem o

2nd mind: guy no listen to that mind abeg, leave make he dey yan anyhow, you no go enta any problem, relax!

1st mind: na you dey put am for problem so oh

2nd mind: ehn, make e be! Leave am like dat, fear-fear like you, awish he listen to you the last time wey HOD com threaten for class, ahthink he for don dey problem now?

1st mind: carry your face comot here joor, you too get strong-head

2nd mind: you wey get soft-head, no be you i dey see so? Your own na to dey make people dey fear anyhow

1st mind: guy, just stand up, make you go front now, dem no go kill you

2nd mind: he no dey go anywhere, we dey hear, na we get am! If dem no fit catch am since, dem no go fit catch am now,

2nd mind: no stand up o, cos if you stand up ehn, d army men drill 5yrs comot from your life o

1st mind: na lie, make he go, dem go make tins easy for am.

While my mind were suggesting, i got more confused cos, each mind raised a good point to back their suggestion but, somehow-somehow, i decided to follow my 2nd mind’s suggestion.

I cannor go and submit myself na!

” you two, go round and class, from seat-to-seat and see if you could identify anyone who participated in killing the cow with you, that day,” one of the soldiers commanded, while the 2 boys came down from the podium and started scrutinizing people’s face one-by-one, they started from the 1st row.

I was kinda shivering when they were about 2 seats from my own, nor blame me, blame the kind thoughts wey full my head dat time.

I just dey imagine say dem go catch me, plus the many floggings, slaps, frog-jumps and kickings wey i go recaive as Bonus package.  (Fear na very anyhow tin o)

To be frank, at the moment, my mind almost discharge leave me oh, i just sit down dey form hard-man and my hands dey shake.

When the boys got to the seat before mine, my pen fell from my hand, the tension too much, no blame me and while i was about to pick up my pen from the floor, one of the soldier men pointed at me and shouted, ” hey you, stand up, why are you hiding?” (E don tear!)

I was very uncomfortable that moment coupled with my sweat-soaked body that morning but, i managed to comport myself. Thinking wan finish me!

While i was still in my confused state, the following conversation ensued between my minds (my subconscious).

1st Mind: guy, you better stand up and submit yourself now, cos if you don’t and one of the boys identifies you, your own is finished.

2nd: which kine talk be dat, you well? Guy, no dey fear relax, you no be coward before o, na today you wan con change?

1st mind: i don dey tell you with small mouth now, you no go listen o, shey you remember the last time wey you no take my advice, you enter problem oh

2nd mind: guy no listen to that mind abeg, leave make he dey yan anyhow, you no go enta any problem, relax!

1st mind: na you dey put am for problem so o

2nd mind: ehn, make e be! Leave am like dat, fear-fear like you, awish he listen to you the last time wey HOD com threaten for class, ahthink he for don dey problem now?

1st mind: carry your face comot here joor, you too get strong-head

2nd mind: you wey get soft-head, nor be you i dey see so? Your own na to dey make people dey fear anyhow

1st mind: guy, just stand up, make you go front now, dem no go kill you

2nd mind: he no dey go anywhere, we dey hear, na we get am! If dem no fit catch am since, dem no go fit catch am now,

2nd mind: no stand up oh, cos if you stand up ehn, d army men drill 5yrs comot from your life o

1st mind: na lie, make he go, dem go make tins easy for am.

While my mind were suggesting, i got more confused cos, each mind raised a good point to back their suggestion but, somehow somehow, i decided to follow my 2nd mind’s suggestion. I cannor go and submit myself na!

” you two, go round and class, from seat-to-seat and see if you could identify anyone who participated in killing the cow with you, that day,” one of the soldier commanded, while the 2 boys came down from the podium and started scrutinizing people’s face one-by-one, they started from the 1st row.

I was kinda shivering when they were about 2 seats from my own, nor blame me, blame the kind thoughts wey full my head dat time.

I just dey imagine say dem go catch me, plus the many floggings, slaps, frog-jumps and kickings wey i go recaive as Bonus package. (Fear na very anyhow tin o)

To be frank, at the moment, my Mind almost discharge leave me oh, i just sit down dey form hard-man and my hands dey shake.

When the boys got to the seat before mine, my pen fell from my hand, the tension too much, no blame me. And while i was about to pick up the pen from the floor, one of the soldier men pointed at me and shouted, ” hey you, stand up! Why are you hiding?” (E don tear!)

 

To be continued…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *