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My life at DESPO – Episode 9

“The bigger the bill, the harder you ball

Well I’m throwing mine, cause my money long

The quicker you here, the faster you go

That’s why where I come from the only thing we know is…

The bigger the bill, the harder you ball

Well I’m throwing mine, cause my money long

The quicker you here, the faster you go

That’s why where I come from the only thing we know is..

Work hard, play hard

Work hard, play hard

Work hard, play hard

Work hard, play hard

Work, work, work, work

Work, work, work, work”

 

Wizkhalifa’s ‘Work hard, Play hard’ was playing when Mega’s boss and i entered the house.

All the boys in the house except Mega were up and working(street ti take over!).. The Light rays that emitted from the phones and laptops brightened the room. The boys were in groups of twos and threes. With an experienced old boy heading each group. The old boys were responsible for teaching the new recruits (novice) how to make calls/chat and other formats..

If you see where these boys for dey hustle ehn, you go pity them. Some of you might say ‘ if dem use dat time and energy take plan their life, their future go better’.

These boys are fully committed to the hustle. They have sacrificed their time and pledged loyalty to the hustle till Confirmation($) comes.

And when the money comes, most spends it lavishly till it finishes and when they get broke again, they repeat the cycle again (double your hustle).

They device formats, strategize and re-strategize methods to achieve one goal, get confirmation($)!(Maye must pay).

I went to Joe’s corner and patted his back playfully when i said, ‘ oshare get sense oh, nor try wetin you try dat time again oh. You get luck say your chairman don beg for you, if not, you for dey Koko(army barrack) dey write your own book of lamentations for guardroom by now..

He smiled and said, “e be like say you wan run oh, and i go give you the race”

‘Which race? You wey no get leg wan follow me run race?,’ I asked him, laughing.

‘You sabi run race well well naim dem collect your babe from you? Na because of you Davido take say “if you nor get money, hide your face!  Joe hide your face, make another man pikin, run your babe!” i sang my remixed version of Davido’s ‘Fia’ in reply and they all laughed, they were feeling the boy cos i gave them vitamin Joy..

” dis boy no well oh. Make ona com carry am comot from my corner before he go make me type rubbish give my woman, abeg ” Joe replied me while laughing and attempted to hit me but i dodged.

“hwfa bigboy, you dey worry oh. Why you nor dey hustle na? Bring your phone com dey with me, make i teach you work. You fit pick your Z-D-X(car) or Benz next week” a boy(Nico) told me. I laughed and told him that my private jets are on their way coming.

‘Day break, everywhere burst!! (Voltage) na Somalia be dis o! Home of confirmation($)! Dollar$ and MTCNs go hear word! Oya make ona work oh! Work! Work! Work! Press dat lappy, i say make ona press that phone with all your body and soul !,’

‘Make who dey bomb dey bomb!, make who dey chat, dey chat! The money must com oh! Nor allow sleep chase your client oh. High spirit oh,!” HkBoss motivated his boys with those words while he shouted.

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Warning: If you dey with dem G-boys like that every day ehn, your mind go dey. Food wey you nor wan chop, nor perceive am with your nose.  (A word is enough for person wey get sense).

 

To be continued…

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