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My Life At DESPO – Episode 44

When i woke up, meekest was stil asleep, i took my phone and found the notification led blinking, and when i checked, i found out some missed calls from my mum and a text msg from a strange number. I returned my mum’s call and she picked up, “where have you left your phone all […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 43

When we woke up later in the afternoon, i prepared jollof rice with the biggest pot in the kitchen as my own way of celebrating matric. “hmm, bros, i like the aroma wey dey com from your kitchen o, i must chop for dis food o, make i go bring plate?” i girl that had […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 42

I later strolled to the junction to buy bread as i decided to have tea and fried eggs for breakfast that day. When i got back, i visited my kitchen and activated my Chef mood before slicing a bulb of onion,  fresh tomatoes, and fresh pepper to be mixed and fried with the eggs. After […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 41

Time check 06:02am. It was a Friday morning and sounds of water splashing filled the air accompanied by screams of “holl am! Holl am! Nor allow dem pass you o! Baff dem! Make sure say their body soak!” and it was followed by “please, its ok! I don’t want my hair to get wet so […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 40

When i saw her, i heaved a sigh of relief and cos it wasn’t what i expected. I was surprised to see her cos i wasn’t mingling with any of my neighbors then, that was because i preferred my own company most times and i was still watching each of their behavior. Secondly, i didn’t […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 39

As bike drop me for front of my lodge, na so i see some boys dey smoke weed for under the hot sun dey play “Yung thug” songs. I nor know why i nor just like Yung thug, dat guy music be like noise for my ears, plus the way the guy take dey just […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 38

” Good morning, my fellow colleagues, please we should all try and pay up 1k for our forthcoming matriculation ceremony so that we would rent our own canopy, bring Dj, prepare food and take a photographer. Let’s make this contribution to make our matric day a hit, since it only comes once in a lifetime. […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 37

One thing i like about school environment is that it is always busy even at night except on few occasions where everywhere would be dull for one reason or the other. The common reason that makes everywhere to be dull in the school setting is when there is rainfall, people barely come out of their […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 36

“Wetin you tell my babe na? Body just dey sweet her anyhow since o. Ready o, she wan host us later in the evening o” ‘i go yan you wetin i tell her later but, put am for the back of your mind say, her love don turn you to capital letter MUMU o,’ i […]

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My Life At DESPO -Episode 35

On a normal day i would have yabbed him for smiling like a goat, oh! sorry, i mean, for smiling like a lost but found mumu cos a girl held his hand plus, he didn’t introduce his girlfriend to me the very first day we met at Lexuz bar, remember right? ” hey Tovia, nice […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 34

The boy’s behavior really provoked me and I was boiling inside of me, my felt my hands vibrating, if i dey vex my body go dey shake o. Lol (If i dey vex, i dey know). First of all cos, i don’t trust myself when i’m extremely angry, na so i put my hands inside […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 33

“Clear conscience fears no accusations”, i know, but my conscience wasn’t clear nau, you don forget say na me and gbokodo carry the cow head, ehn? Whatever made the soldier man made that statement, i don’t know but, what i knew was that things are not working in my favor, things don dey cast for […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 32

While the soldier man stared at me, i started apologizing to him not to be offended, that i wasn’t hiding when he asked me to stand up but, i was about to pick my pen that fell from the floor when he saw me. ‘ sir, i smiled like a goat cos today is a […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 31

“hey you, stand up, why are you hiding?” When i heard those words, i froze on the spot, the sweat on my body turned cold, na once cold catch me. Then i heard the voice of my 1st mind say, “you own don finish!” and i was at the point of ‘had i known’, i […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 30

I was very uncomfortable that moment coupled with my sweat-soaked body that morning but, i managed to comport myself. Thinking wan finish me! While i was stil in my confused state, the following conversation ensued between my minds. 1st Mind: guy, you better stand up and submit yourself now, cos if you don’t and one […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 29

As the soldier men entered my department, they excused the lecturer that was taking us that morning, and they went outside for some minutes before they came back. I guessed they went to brief him the reason why they came. ” Good morning, Great Nigerian Students! We are sorry to interrupt your lecture this morning,” […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 28

After Mr Ben left, i collected Rose’s note and i complimented her nice writing and she smiled her thanks before the following conversation ensued between us. (Discussion continues!) Rose: so tell me, why do you like sitting here always, are you shy? Me: smiles, if that is what you think, then so be it Rose: […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 27

Oya back to the matter……….. On a very good morning, i was sitting on my favorite spot, when a girl approached me, we exchanged greetings before the following conversation ensued. girl: do you have a copy of our timetable for this semester? me: nope girl: why me: cos i just resumed girl: why are just […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 26

We got close to our department before Joy left us. ‘ see you lerra, my sweet joy’ i said while as she walked away. Joy: go away joor, i don’t want to see you! me: Big head, you must see oh! Lol. Is me you are doing shakara for abi? I asked her while we […]

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My Life At DESPO – Episode 25

“You dey hear wetin dat mumu boy dey talk so? He neva fit buy bicycle tyre for life finish, he con go dream go buy G-Wagon, who do the boy dis tin?,” my brother asked, and we both laughed my brother: ehen, oshare, as you come dis school so, no dey waka anyhow o. You […]