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Some guys sha

Why go for baes that don’t have value?
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Oh, she’s broke and dependent . She can’t even get shit done for herself.
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See the kinda babe you’re rolling with?
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Know what.. You’ve got poor taste in baes, guy…
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Now you don’t really love her. You just see her as one less privilege you own- your sex object and lowkey nanny. 😶
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Funny thing is,
most times, she doesn’t love you too. She’s just loyal to the cash n benefits she’s getting from you.
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As far you could fund her lifestyle, pay her bills, get her gifts. (no yawa)
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As long as you can give her money she can use to buy the latest designers to slay and pepper her friends and haters online offline… She’s okay with you.
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Okay, she maybe beautiful and mabye sexy too..
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Error, okay, she knacks you better than a carpenter too…
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Eheeen, is that all?
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Wait fess, you mean all she could bring to the table is just beauty, sexy body and pussy (knacking skills)?
Answer me nau…

Oh, you can’t talk again? (Smh)
If you think your only hold to her is money…
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She’d dump your sorry ass when she starts getting her acts right (hustling) or when a guy who has money than you enters her life…
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When I say hustling here, I mean “working legitimately”, not hoeing o.(Lets be guided pls)
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If she’s loyal to what you can provide, in the guise of love…
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What then happens when she starts making her own money OR
When a guy richer than you comes for her? (💔Chest pain loading… 😄)
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Na there you go begin see wetin you dey date since…
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Now, because she’s been nursing some grudges and enduring some of your bad behaviors when she was dependent on you…
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Now that she’s independent, her tolerance for your BS would 0%, her Attitude would be ¹⁰⁰⁰ (toxicity from 0 – 100 real quick!) 🙃
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Babe shey you see as being independent dey sweet..
You get to love a guy cos you have feelings for him not cos of the benefits you stand to gain – which most times leads to bad treatment.
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Guy, wait fess, if nor be say you no normal sef, why would you date a girl that love you because of what you can provide? (Brain dey pain you?)
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Okay, what happens when maybe things get rough and you couldn’t keep up providing things you used to get her?
(You dun think am before?)
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Oh, she gives you sex and tells you she loves you -because you spend on her? (Abeg, what’s your definition of a hoe?)
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Why be with a girl anyone that has money can get?  Really?( Are you that cheap?)
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Yes some girls are materialistic by default and some guys like the that way.
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Before you say, “Efe, mind your business, are they complaining?”
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No, they are not complaining oh. But, seeing the emotional trauma some guys go through in the guise of dating these leeches ehn, e dey pain me.
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In the quest to please their baes, some niggas dun go put hand for dubious things, just to get the dough.
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Yeah, some died in the process (may their souls rest in pieces!) 😶
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Where e dey bad be say feelings nor send you! You may start catching feelings for someone who doesn’t  give a fuck about you (which  is okay)
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…but your coconut head won’t allow you swallow ur L in peace and move ahead. (You win some, and lose some)
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Ekpa like you will not take “No!” for an answer or see the writing the wall, you wee still go ahead and want to impress her.
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You think money can buy love n affection abi? (Mugu!)
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If money can buy love… Jeff Bezos was the richest man in the world when his wife divorced him. (Oya tell me why).
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Haven’t you read stories of rich n famous footballers girlfriend cheating on em? (Ask google)
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Many guys dun commit suicide because at a point, dem nor fit keep up with the lifestyle dem dey put up for baes…
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And then, when they see the babe they’ve invested in emotionally and financially in, cheating on them with another guy – who maybe doing better than them… they resort to suicide. (Emotional weakling!)
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I don’t feel sorry for them. I only feel bad for their parents and loved ones they left in pains… (mostly their parents) 🤦🏾‍♂️
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NB: There are good, independent, and babes that get their heart broken by some guys too. (It’s a jonzing world!)
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Pheewww
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In this life,
RULE NUMBER 1: ALWAYS BE YOURSELF 💯
(It’ll save you from Stress & Pressure, trust me😉)
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P.S. being yourself isn’t synonymous to being stupid, heartless, lazy or toxic o.
(Use your number 6 🧠!)
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I see weak guys everywhere!
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In a quest to bang anything on skirt, most guys lower their value and self worth, just for minutes of knacking.  (E dey pain me gan!)
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If the number of weak guys keep growing, I fear for the  generation , this our generation would produce (disaster!)
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A union between a simp and a hoe, guess what the kinda offspring that combo will produce… ( the thoughts of it… 💔 🤦🏾‍♂️)
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Nigga, you’re not supposed to straff all the females that catch your attention; friends or crush. (You can’t knack dem all, rest!)
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Learn to tame your testosterone, don’t let it control your life.
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Guy, for your sanity, stop rolling with broke, dependent n cheap girls cos they’re within your reach.
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Forget how beautiful or sexy she is, if she doesn’t have more than pussy to offer, she isn’t worth seeing your dick,  talk more of making out!
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Have standard!
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Go for a smart bae that’s cute, industrious, catches your fancy and fun to be with.
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Those type that, even without sex, you could spend days together indoors without getting bored cos you can talk about everything n anything, biz, life, finance, sex, economy…
(24hrs no go dey reach ona sef.)
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Yeah, plus… she can give you premium knacking too! (Opor!) 😜
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Be with someone that has value and you both can execute things, vibe together, share ideas… ( Ideas rule the world, you know)
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Being with this kind of valuable bae, omo, you can spend your life savings on her sef, without worries.
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Yea, she knows how to spoil you too!
(Not just pussy that every gal has)
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Why be with a girl that any guy with money can get?
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Really?
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I’m not telling you to be a broke ass so that babes wee date you out of pity o (God forbid!)
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Rember: The goal is a relationship between 2 hustlers, not 1 hustler and 1 leach!
(Shey you get?)
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Don’t be a weak man, have standards and have a good taste too!
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P.S. don’t forget to be improving on yourself on a daily sha… Money isn’t class but, have Money n get class too!
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I repeat, make money!
Lack of money is the root of all evil.
(Yeah, I said what I said)
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If you nor get money, you dey happy with yourself? (As for me, hell No!)
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Money dey make life sweet in general.
(Financial security is bae yunno 😉) aim for it!
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learn a skill, invest in your mind, hang around valuable people and learn to make yourself valuable too!
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You see that baby gal that truly loves and cares about you, if you get money SPOIL her silly.
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Yea, you were broke, she’s cute and got several rich dudes asking her out but, she rejected them and chose to stick with you…
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No, it’s not that you’re not compensating her o, after all she you didn’t beg her to stick with you, abi.
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Well, I don’t know what spoiling a lover means to you… but, just make sure you treat her right and make her happy.
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Babes that are cute, smart, industrious n loyal are rare to come by these days.. if you have/find one, hold her tight! (No loose guard o!)
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Don’t be a mediocre person.
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Aim to be a BETTER person daily, and NEVER settle for Less. (Never!)
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Law of attraction works 💯%…
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You’ll ALWAYS Attract Your Kind. ♻️
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If you’re a mediocre/shifty person, only mediocre/shitty people would come into come to your life.
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But,
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And if you’re better person, the universe would bring only better people into your life.
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You can’t cheat nature, you get what you give! (It’s a universal law)
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The choice is yours…
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Choose wisely 😉

5 Replies to “Some guys sha

  1. Efe ma nigga. I dey feel ur write ups DIE!!! more voltage to ur ministry. Sometimes I laugh out loud when reading ur stories and people around me be giving me that * shebi dis one Neva craze so??? Kinda look* but dey dunno and dey can neva know. The punchlines are amazing, the stories are very relatable and laced with so much wisdom and life lessons. Nice one. “Bar man abeg give him 5 black bullets plus one red label. Money dey I go chest d bill”.

    1. Osheeyyy,

      See as your comment dey make my head big, Opor! 😄

      Men, thanks alot, it goes a long way.

      It gives me motivation to write and share more…

      I be still upcoming for the life game o…
      But,
      It feels good to know people are learning and being entertained from my storie n experiences I share.
      (E dey gimme joy) 😁

      Oga Stephen,

      Wait fess, I gat one question for you…

      Wetin you do wen make dem stone you for Bible sef? (Na so you razz?)

      🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️

  2. 😂 lol las las na for my room community bin find dat cow horn na so dem take organize mass stoning ooo. Lol u too mush joor. My regards to Diplo and meekest.

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